Video Games

Online Game – I’m serious! I have a boner! I have BioShock 2(2K Marin) coming tomorrow (according to Amazon) and I HAVE WOOD ha ha ha ha ha (wow I think I’ve finally lost it). Well the body hasn’t even gotten cold yet on Assassins Creed 2, and I’m lickin’ my chops ready for...
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Online Game – BioShock 2 Baby! Is is f*#king awesome! The Boys at 2K Marin have picked up right where 2K Boston left off. I am so happy to be back in this twisted world of Rapture. I’ve been playing for 2 days now, and I’ve found that I have a hard time stopping…...
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Online Game – I am loving BioShock 2(not that you didn’t know)! So I’ve had a hell of a time getting through Siren Alley and Dionysus Park… F*#k! It took me two days. The two levels are kind of linked together somewhat and I stopped in Dionysus twice and did a save and when...
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Online Game – Security Bots can be quite a nuisance, but they can be useful to. If you need extra cover for an upcoming battle, tip off an alarm, use your Winter Blast Plasmid to freeze those bastard bots, then hack those Mutha F*#kers. Viola! You now have two body guards. Give it a...
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Online Game – Just finished BioShock 2 last night, and I have to say… 2K Marin, you kick ass! Here’s my review… From the moment I started the game I was brought back into an all familiar twisted world. I found that I actually missed Rapture. The great artwork and crazy characters… creepy sound...
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Online Game – So as I wrote in the last post I was thinking of playing through BioShock2 again to experience these “alternate endings”. The catch is that you have to harvest all the Little Sisters and kill the characters that you may have let live the first time. I played yesterday for about...
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Online Game – I apologize for taking so long to get back to you , but I had to work… Yes work! Contrary to popular belief, I don’t weigh 900 lbs. and I don’t live in my parents basement (and yes I have gotten laid…you asshole)! So I played through BioShock 2 for the...
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Online Game – I know…I know! I’m a douche. Battlefield Bad Company 2 came out March 2nd… Where the hell was I on March 2nd? Well better late than never. F*#k you very much! So thinking back to my reviews of Battlefield Bad Company 1… I remember I liked the game but it was...
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Online Game – So I just finished Battlefield Bad Company 2 (EA / DICE) for the second time…But! I played on the highest level on this time. I finished it in about 5 days (on the highest difficulty level) so once again… DON”T F*#KING BUY IT… RENT IT! Unless your a fan of the...
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Online Game – Well… I finished Battlefield Bad Company 2 (EA / DICE), and yes once again it was pretty f*#kin’ short. It took me about four sittings to finish (13 missions / about 14 hours)… But I expected that! I don’t know why I don’t join gamefly… I’m such a dumb f*#k! Oh...
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